Some Amazing Hits: Wonders/Blunders of 2008

I am more than happy to usher the year('08) to the door. Hand in hand, like a girl that decided she did not want to give it up and I have to hold on to my manners until I see her to the door, assuring her I would call her, knowing I only have so much time before my next jump('09) comes by. And I KNOW this bitch is going to put out.

With all that being said. I would like to reminisce on the times and songs that we were forced to or, unfortunately loved, this past year.

W Hurricane Chris, anyone?
I know Ay Bay Bay came out last year, but I am saying, "Playa's Rock". Banger.
i.e. Chilling in the jacuzzi/ just water/ no bubbles? C'mon.

BThe Game featuring Ne-Yo with Camera Phone
A definite, get the fuck out of here. Two undercovers using the club and desperate women as beards. Bitch, please.

B Where did DJ Khaled come from? More importantly, from whom did he get his (commercial, I am screaming over everything talking about money I could not possibly have since I am on Terror Squad)pass? I just wanted to know.

W For those of you that know me, you already knew I predicted T-Pain was going to be IT, whether you still want to put an sh in front of it is up to you, but... I told you so. Even though that 2 Pistols, Plies wanna be, Shawty knock off was a bad look.

B I am one for ignorance, and I have respect for Bustah Rhymes, however this is a time when two plus two does not necessarily add up to a rational number. A(y)rab Money? Nah, son. The concept was of interest and varying from the concrete canon of hip hop metaphors but they do not deserve to be called out of their names. Arabs, stereotypically, coming from where I am from, provide our dutches, loosies, forties, their candy is not as expensive as it is once you leave the hood, bacon, egg and cheese on a rolls, quarter water and turkey sandwiches for trip days, etc. We should not show Ak our gratitude by pronouncing his ethnicity wrong. Its not right.

Speaking of which, E-ether Boy, bka, Ron Brownz, whose named confused the shit out of me when i first heard it, in the words of NORE, who has a track produced by Brownz, is garbation. T-Pain is not a genius but, he is a bit more intricate and if he is going to turn the ultimate fail (auto tune manufactured voice) into a trademark, why jump on the band wagon and give him the authority to talk sideways about you. He should have faded to black but, everyone wants a piece of the man no one wants to be or sleep with.

And to close off the year this nigga dropped Blame it on the Alcohol for Jaime Foxx, there will be many a paternity test because of this song. So look out in the third and fourth quarter of next year for these results.

Feelin' on her butt, what?







ps. With the struggling economy and fucked up record industry, how does Keri Hilson have a million videos out, not to mention the worst video of the past two years with "Return the Favor"

AND Shantelligence... *blank stare

Bah Hambug...

I am sitting here at work, tortured by my big boss. I will say that not because we had to work for Christmas eve, so we can get Friday off, but, because we can t even be playful and jovial when he is around. Personally, I do not even get any personal space so it is very hard to scour the internet for things to distract me.

Either way I totally misbudgeted my pay checks and now I am broke, not as broke as all those people that were with Bernard Madoff, but damnit if I do not feel like crying just the same.

Its supposed to be about Jesus so, I give to the panhandlers.

All I can see when I look around, is money; money I spent, will spend, will not have. And, all of the money I will resolve to save next year, lest I not forget the future.

So, to all my broke ho ho's I have a couple of things to which you may relate. Especially, if you got no bonus/raise this year.






For those of us that know what Christmas is all about...



Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

SOME OF MY FAVORITE LIVE PERFORMANCES FROM MY FAVORITE ARTISTS SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS!! ENJOY!!

FAITH EVANS " THE CHRISTMAS SONG"


TAMIA " THE CHRISTMAS SONG"



BEYONCE " SILENT NIGHT"



LUTHER VANDROSS & CHAKA KHAN " HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS"


JESSICA SIMPSON & BRIAN MCKNIGHT " OH HOLY NIGHT"

My Penis is in a recession too!!! .....

Happy Holidays to all!! Tis the season to be jolly and although I am in somewhat of a holiday spirit, I can't help but to feel "some kinda way" about this damn recession. Yes we know the economy is all types of fucked up right now but this recession is a little more personal than money ( AND THAT's HELLA PERSONAL) so please take this in high reguards what i am about to say. MY DICK IS IN A RECESSION TOO!!! I took it upon myself to ask around as a personal adventure to find out how much of a "SEXCESSION" we are in and it seems many of my peers ARE NOT HAVING SEX ( well anything worth talking or bragging about) LOL. Since when was celebacy the fad of 2008 or are we just too damn picky about who we are fucking? Not that i'm saying it's anything wrong with being picky because I know many " AMANDA's" who will throw the legs back for every Tom, Dick, and sometimes Mary. Also, why do many people believe that just because a woman or man is Attractive that they " HAVE" to have sex all the time or " Have" to be in a relationship. Tis a sad time when " Beautiful" people are doing worst than the " Ugly" people. LOL. I guess that was kind of mean to say but LETS NOT PRETEND THAT YOU'RE NOT THINKING THE SAME THING. You know you have a less attractive friend who has a steady relationship and you're wondering " Damn i'm way better looking than him/her and how did they end up with such a great fuckin relationship?" My mother always said there is someone for everyone and I guess she's right because even Flava Flav (Money and all, I PERSONALLY COULDN'T BE PAID TO WATCH HIM HAVE SEX) he has somewhat productive relationships with weird/beautiful women. Wait......Something just hit me lol

Maybe I am a picky person. I mean who wouldn't want to be picky about who they're sexing? ...well besides all the " Amanda's" i know.

I guess when you know you're worth it's harder to date because you have the list of things you want to find within a person you're dating, but then you realize that on the other side of that paper there is a list of all the bullshit you're just not willing to put up with LOL.

DECISIONS....DECISIONS....DECISIONS

FUCK IT....I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF THIS DRY SPELL ...it could always be worst right!!

What do you think????????

Holler Royale

Thanks to my homey from ismelllikemoney.com


I am being mentioned at 2:45.

">Charles Hamilton : Brooklyn Girls

Pants? Yes!

So here is this amazingly talented person I met on my preliminary journeys into the rest of my life.

His name is Sasa Kovacevic, he is based in Berlin, Germany.

here is his blurb about his line : Sadak

sadak
The whole concept is based on tradition, ethnography, anthropology, history, and clothing. I incorporated a variety of ideational elements from proceeding periods, together with the clothing features of the period when they were made and worn, often using the mystical and poetic stories.
Sadak is the ancient name for a traditional sleeveless jacket worn in some regions of the Balkans. The preserved magical meaning of sadak in its original oral and visual context is transformed and adapted to contemporary reality, becoming independent through the development or construction of forms, figures, motifs, magical objects, statements, temporal codes of society, space, objects and functions of protagonists.
Sadak is this name for a label which deals with clothing, which is distinguishable not only by whom they are made but also by their artistic and aesthetic value. The collections, which embrace a system of signs, symbols and beliefs from their original homeland also comprise elements of tribal and local beliefs, influences of different religions, traces of clothing taken and transformed into a new interpretation which have remained in narrative, visual harmony, artistic character and aesthetic value.

source: http://www.iqons.com/Sasa+Kovacevic

check the site

http://www.sadak.de/lapot20082009.html

I am saying, though

This may be a very selfish statement on my part; I will stand behind it because I said it.

I understand that the Holiday season is about giving- if it isn t about God. In the words of my brilliant sister: I like Christmas, because I like receiving gifts... oh, and Jesus.

I say all of this to say... Truth be told,if you only do your giving on the holidays because you feel you are supposed to and it is the only way you can enjoy your crunk festivities without having that Salvation Army Santa ring ting tingaling in the back of your mind then, this may not be for you, since your giving is based on some sort of social obligation and guilt.

All I am saying is, I am not doing Secret Santa or anything where I am buying gifts for people that I did not; live with, take a bath with, share a bed with, eat from, or live under the same roof, in my parent's name. Really, I was not going to get you a gift this year anyway. And for all of those that do fit into the former, they already understand that my love is the greatest gift of all. I mean hello Jeezy's third album, anyone?


Call me a grinch if you want. Even he didn t buy the shit, he just gave BACK what he took, and they were greatly appreciative and everyone broke even. They were even happy without their shit. SO... if I saved myself the trouble of stealing your Christmas, I figure, hey, let's just not and say we did.

Think about it.