2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS

I WAS GONNA WRITE A LONG BLOG ABOUT THE VMA'S LAST NITE....BUT THANKS TO TWITTER....I KNOW WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT THE SHOW, PERFORMANCES, KANYE, AND THAT LIL MAMA? INSTEAD I'M JUST GONNA SAY....


LADY GAGA, THE PRINCESS/"PRINCE" OF AVANTE GARDE, THE MAITRE'D OF NEO GLAM/POP, THANK YOU FOR BEING AN INDIVIDUAL AND SHOWING UP TO SHOW OUT LAST NITE!!! JOB WELL DONE!!!


PINK, YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN, JUST WHEN WE THINK WE KNOW YOU, YOU RAISE THE BAR WITH YOUR DARING CREATIVITY AND EDGY PERFORMANCES. YOU'VE SHOWN US ONCE AGAIN WHY YOU ARE SETTING THE STANDARD!!



TAYLOR SWIFT, YOU GOT SPUNK KID!! MAYBE NEXT YEAR WHEN YOU'RE 18, YOU CAN PUT UP YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AND SAY " KANYE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" LIKE THE REST OF US!! KEEP IT MOVING NONETHELESS!!


KANYE WEST, PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK IN YOUR BULLSHIT, CATCH THE NEAREST FLIGHT OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, AND PREPARE FOR A CLEAR LANDING. LAST NITE, WAS TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL AND HIGHLY INCONSIDERATE!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? PLEASE DONT LEAVE THAT DECISION UP TO THE MASSES, YOU THINK YOU'RE UNINHIBITED, THESE LIONS ARE OLDER THAN YOU. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND PURCHASE DESIGNER ICESKATES KIDDO, YOUR WALKING ON THIN ICE!!


JAY-Z/ALICIA KEYS, WONDERFUL COLLABO!! TWO HEAVY WEIGHTS ON ONE STAGE!! NO CAPTION NEEDED, BUT PLEASE PICK UP YOUR JAW!!


LIL MAMA? THANKS TO YOU (AND KANYE), SECURITY WILL BE DOUBLED NEXT YEAR AT THE VMA'S. I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS THE EMBARRASEMENT I FELT FOR YOU LAST NITE. ARE YOU CRAZY? JAY-Z AND ALICIA KEYS? IF THERE WAS EVER ANY HOPE FOR YOUR MUSICAL CAREER, YOU PROLLY JUST SLAYED YOURSELF FEROCIOUSLY WITH THAT MOVE. HAVEN'T YOU EVER PLAYED CHESS (YES YOU ARE THE PAWN, IF YOU WERE UNSURE). YOU ARE NOT EVEN A DISCUSSION WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC, OR POP CULTURE, UNLESS WE ARE DISCUSSING DIFFERENT WAYS OF HOW TO GET YOU OFF OF ABDC!! WHAT WERE YOU WEARING? I CANT BELIEVE YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE LOOKING LIKE A "RAINBOW" MODEL. (NOTE: RAINBOW IS THE HIGH END $10 DOLLAR CLOTHING STORE, CHECK YOUR LOCAL HOOD)....I'M JUST DONE WITH YOU FOR THIS YEAR....AND IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR SPRING EITHER!!

OTHER IMAGES OF HER LOOKING LIKE A DAMN FOOL!!!




MADONNA, THANK U FOR SUCH A GENUINE SPEECH AND A HUMBLED HEART. YOUR WORDS WERE VERY HEART FELT AND SINCERE. YOU'VE SHOWN US ONCE AGAIN THAT THERE IS HUMANITY WITHIN THE CELEBRITY AND IF THE LEGENDS CAN EXEMPLIFY SUCH CHARACTER, KANYE SOOO CAN YOU!!


JANET...I'M SPEECHLESS, I CANT BEGIN TO MANIFEST THE WORDS BECAUSE MY HEART IS FULL. I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU AND THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE ELITE VOICES TO THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE. THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN YOU. YOU'VE ALLOWED MANY GREAT INTERLUDES FOR DANCE IN MY LIFE AND IM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.