LORD JESUS PLEASE TAKE ME HIGHER!!! I CAN'T!!!....
SOOO....I WAS CLEANING OUT MY INBOX AND CAME ACROSS AN EMAIL I RECIEVED ON MY BIRTHDAY FROM A FORMER CLASSMATE THAT MADE ME WANT TO TAKE A CAB TO HER BOROUGH AND SLAP HER. PARDON ME, BUT BITCH I'M ALMOST A QUARTER AND YOU SENT ME A BEAUTIFUL EMAIL AND FUCKED IT ALL UP AT THE END BY PUTTING " SINCERELY, ALEXUS A.K.A. LITTLE LEXI A.K.A. LEX BOOGIE"
WHAT THE F**k!!....(INHALE)
BITCH!! ARE YOU INSANE? YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME AND YOU'RE STILL INCORPORATING THE OLD SCHOOL ELEMENTARY THROWBACK "A.K.A." REFERENCE. I MEAN, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT. YOU WERE BORN IN THE EARLY 80'S AND YOU'RE SENDING ME EMAILS LIKE YOU JUST GOT OFF THE GOTDAMN MAGIC SCHOOL BUS (BY THE WAY TELL KISHA I SAID HEY WHEN YOU SEE HER..SHE'S MY FAV)
I DONT GET IT. I MEAN AM I JUST OVERDOSING ON MY GROWN MAN SWAGG THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS JUST UNBEARABLY UN-FUCKIN-REAL TO ME? OR DOES "ALEXUS" NEED TO TURN IN HER "GOOSEBUMPS" SCHOOL BOOKS AND STEP HER GAME UP? BY THE WAY THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO WORKS A CORPORATE 9-6.
PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M WRONG? ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME UNDERSTANDS WHY I FIND THIS TO BE RATHER RIDIC!
THANKS FOR READING
P.S. THE FACT THAT IM WRITING THIS MAKES MY PALM ITCH!! AND PLEASE DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD THE " SLAP A BITCH ITCH" ...ITS ACTUALLY VERY THERAPEUTIC IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF.
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