SMACK IT! FLIP IT! BUT PLEASE RUB IT DOWN!!

EVER WITNESS SOMETHING SO CRUEL AND HEARTBREAKING IT JUST DESTROYS YOUR SPIRIT INSTANTANEOUSLY? A TRAGEDY, A FATAL BLOW TO THE HUMAN PSYCHE? A "WHATTHEFUCK" MOMENT?

NO? WELL YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE ONE NOW!!

SO I'M RIDING THE A TRAIN THIS MORNING AROUND 4AM, (COUGHS)...EXCUSE ME I MEAN THE LOCAL A TRAIN.... AND THIS TALL BEAUTIFUL WOMAN GETS ON AT 14TH STREET/8TH AVENUE. SHE WAS WEARING A SHORT PURPLE DRESS REVEALING LONG MODEL-ESQUE LEGS, ACCESSORIES ON POINT,HAIR ON POINT, FACE ON POINT, BODY ON POINT, SHE WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE ON POINT TYPE OF BISHES!

UNTIL.....

I LOOKED DOWN AND SHE HAD ON A POWERFUL PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS WITH THE MOST ASHIEST, CRUSTIEST, TORE UP FEET I HAVE SEEN...PROLLY MY WHOLE LIFE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE PAUSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU CAN'T MOVE AND YOU JUST LOSE ALL TRAIN OF THOUGHT BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WERE DISCUSSING OR THINKING PRIOR TO THAT JUST EVAPORATED INTO THIN AIR AND YOU CANT GET IT BACK WITHOUT SHOCK THERAPY OR HYPNOSIS.

I WAS STUNNED, EMBARRASED, APPALLED, AND NAUSEAUS. I WANTED TO RUN OUT OF JURASSIC PARK, FAR AWAY FROM SKIDROW, BEYOND THIS NIGHTMARE OF A SIGHT.

ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND? I WANTED TO ASK HER THESE THINGS BUT MY MOUTH WOULDN'T OPEN, MY FACE WOULDN'T MOVE FROM LIFE'S AUTO-BOTOX INJECTION OF THE STANK FACE.

I WONT EXTEND THE VISUAL ANY LONGER BUT MY CLOSING ARGUMENT IS SIMPLY; PLEASE GOVERN YOUR FEET ACCORDINGLY AND WITH THE UPMOST RESPECT. BATHE THEM (FOR SOME, THIS MAY REQUIRE BOILING THEM IN HOLY WATER AND LYSOL), LOVE THEM (PEDICURES, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER TIME), AND RUB THEM BAD BOYS DOWN WITH SOME LOTION (GET DEEP BETWEEN THE CRACKS AND THAT BACK HEEL). ITS DISRESPECTFUL TO YOURSELF AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC WHEN YOU DECEIVE US AND MAKE US BELIEVE YOU ARE ONE OF THE CROWS FROM THE WIZ.

PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF....AND EACH OTHER

ONE LOVE

LOLOLOLOLOL..........

BITCH LOOK AT ME NOW!!!

GOT AN OLD EX THAT USED TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT? NEVER WANTED TO TAKE YOU OUT? ALWAYS TRIED TO PUT YOU DOWN? PEOPLE IN YOUR PAST ALWAYS TRYNA DESTROY YOUR POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE? DREAM KILLERS SURROUNDING YOU? THIS IS WHAT YOU TELL EM!!

THE SUMMER HATER ANTHEM FOR 2009!!





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